Man Worried His Roommate Is Spending Free Time Playing Candy Crush Instead of Masturbating

An Ohio resident is worried that the sound coming from his lifelong friend and current roommate’s bedroom may be him playing Candy Crush instead of masturbating. The concerned roommate, Dennis Hall, has had suspicions since early last week when he unexpectedly knocked on his roommate's door and heard his alarmed friend yell “I’m, uh, masturbating?”