Flappy Bird Resurrected At Last; Set To Launch Humankind Into Endless Pit Of Suffering And Despair Sometime This Fall

Having successfully completed their months of prayer and seances, a group of hooded occultists have at last resurrected the Demigod Flappy Bird. The harbinger of our doom first appeared as a virus to the lives of its users when it showed up on the iPhone App Store in early 2013 then eventually took off in popularity on January 30th, 2014 when it landed on the Android Play Store, a day formally known as Flapageddon.

Flappy Bird Makes It's Way Onto FBI's Most Wanted List

The popular and rage inducing mobile game Flappy Birds has made it's way onto the FBI's recent update of their War on Terror most wanted list. The alleged terrorist was released onto the Android Play Store in January of 2014 and became an overnight hit, being installed on more than 50 million victims's devices. The FBI took notice shortly after.