PAX Prime's "Free Shower" Booth Deemed A Failure By Event Organizers

PAX Prime’s free shower booth has been declared a failure and a general waste of money, convention organizers confirmed to sources Sunday. This was the latest in a series of attempts by the yearly convention to give their attendees a free shot a nice hot shower and some soap before wandering the halls spreading their wall of funk and vomit-inducing smells.

PAX South, PAX North, PAX Northeast, PAX Central Iowa and PAX Mars Announced By Convention Organizers

Following another successful PAX conference, the organizers behind the event released a press statement announcing several new locations for the conference. Although it already has wildly successful locations with PAX Prime, PAX East and PAX Austrailia, the gaming convention has yet to host a location in Europe or the rest of the word.