Texture Pop Gaming's Open Letter To 'From Software' Regarding Broken Dark Souls II Game

Like other legitimate gaming blogs, we at Texture Pop Gaming receive review copies of upcoming games from developers so that we can provide beautifully written reviews and analysis of them. While we never actually get around to writing those reviews because Hot Pockets aren’t going to eat themselves, we do appreciate free games. But when From Software sent us a broken game that’s where we draw the line. Although it’s been nearly a week since we sent this polite letter requesting answers, the cowards behind Dark Souls II still haven’t responded.

See below for the courteous letter we sent to their Tokyo, Japan headquarters.

Well-Meaning Grandparents Accidentally Purchase 16-inch Power Chainsaw Instead of Dark Souls 2

Loving grandparents Bruce and Delores Smith had every intention of buying their fifteen-year-old grandson a killing machine capable of causing pain and ruining families, but instead what they purchased was a 16-inch power chainsaw. After waiting up all night for his grandparents to return with what he thought would be Dark Souls 2, young Bryson Smith claims to not be angry, just disappointed in his elder’s attempts to purchase the newly released sequel to his favorite game.