Ubisoft Announces The "Fine, Do It Your Fucking Self" Video Game Creation Starter Kit

In the wake of recent controversies over the lack of female characters and slowing video game sales, Ubisoft announced that it is releasing a do-it-yourself game creation kit in the fourth quarter of 2014 tentatively titled “Fine, Do It Your Fucking Self”.

Distraught Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot Runs Off Stage And Promptly Shuts Down Company After Twitter User Gives E3 Presentation A Low Grade

Following an uneventful trailer showing off their upcoming game Drive Club, Ubisoft’s CEO Yves Guillemot was seen running off stage and promptly shutting down the company he co-founded over twenty years ago after receiving news that Twitter user @assassasscreed69 gave the presentation a C- grade.