Showing posts with label mobile. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mobile. Show all posts

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Fallout Shelter Glitch Makes Your Home the Target of an Unmanned Drone Strike

Fallout Shelter continues to look like a lukewarm port to Android from iOS, with yet another glitch marring its release. This time, however, instead of corrupting the game that you spent dozens of hours and maybe even real money on when your phone shuts off while playing with no chance of accessing your data again, your home or place of residence will become the target of an air strike from the United States Government if the screen auto-rotates during gameplay. 

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

GameSpot Hit With Layoffs, Insufficient Kim Kardashian: Hollywood Coverage Thought To Blame


CBS interactive-owned GameSpot has been hit with massive layoffs in what is being described as an “internal shifting of resources.” While GameSpot insiders themelves claim the layoffs are mostly a result of readers overusing AdBlock and preventing the free-to-use website from generating a large majority of it’s revenue, industry analysts are blaming the site's gross lack of Kim Kardashian: Hollywood coverage for the shift.

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Google Buys Second Life, Continues Inevitable March Towards Becoming All-Seeing Robotic Overlords


Just days after purchasing the mobile webcam company Dropcam, Google announced at their I/O Developer conference Wednesday that they have also purchased the real-life simulation game Second Life. The game itself has fading fast since it’s peak in the late 2000’s, but Google has assured developers and fans that there are still plenty of players available to track 24/7 and even more loyal fans will flock to the service once they learn Google is involved.


Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Clash Of Clans Fed Up With Human Meat Puppet Not Obeying Constant Reminders To Use It


Clash of Clans is getting sick and tired of having to remind its owner, twenty-nine-year-old Ryan Gresher, of his obligation to play with him, sources confirmed Tuesday.

Friday, June 6, 2014

Apple Innovatively Announces They Will Not Be Attending E3 2014

In a revolutionary, inspirational and awesome move, Apple has officially announced via blog post that they will not be attending this years Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. The post, which was made available only to those using Safari on an Apple-made device, detailed how Apple plans to not attend the convention in a unique way that will turn heads and revolutionize the way companies avoid attending conventions that don’t really apply to them anyway.

Monday, June 2, 2014

OUYA Books Prestigious Los Angeles Convention Center Parking Lot For E3 Keynote

OUYA has announced that they have successfully booked the prestigious Los Angeles Convention Center parking lot to hold their highly anticipated E3 keynote presentation. While the rest of the major console manufacturers are giving their keynotes and demos inside the actual convention center, OUYA hopes that by giving gamers a unique experience outside of the venue it will help them be noticed again.

Monday, May 19, 2014

Man Worried His Roommate Is Spending Free Time Playing Candy Crush Instead of Masturbating

An Ohio resident is worried that the sound coming from his lifelong friend and current roommate’s bedroom may be him playing Candy Crush instead of masturbating. The concerned roommate, Dennis Hall, has had suspicions since early last week when he unexpectedly knocked on his roommate's door and heard his alarmed friend yell “I’m, uh, masturbating?”

Friday, May 16, 2014

Flappy Bird Resurrected At Last; Set To Launch Humankind Into Endless Pit Of Suffering And Despair Sometime This Fall

Having successfully completed their months of prayer and seances, a group of hooded occultists have at last resurrected the Demigod Flappy Bird. The harbinger of our doom first appeared as a virus to the lives of its users when it showed up on the iPhone App Store in early 2013 then eventually took off in popularity on January 30th, 2014 when it landed on the Android Play Store, a day formally known as Flapageddon.


Monday, April 28, 2014

Sony Continues Its Quest To Port Every Game In Existence By Bringing Ingress to PlayStation 4

In an effort to port every game released prior to 2014 to their console, Sony announced yesterday that the Niantic Labs developed geolocation game Ingress will be ported to the PlayStation 4. Revealed alongside other upcoming ports such the Mass Effect Trilogy, The Last of Us, Tomb Raider (1996), Bioshock Infinite, Braid, God of War I and III, Beatles Rock Band, LittleBigPlanet 2, Borderlands 2, Dishonored, Demon’s Souls, Dead Space 3, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Horse Armor add-on pack and Madden ‘09 among others, Ingress is expected to release sometime in the summer of 2014 and feature little to no changes to the game currently played on Android devices worldwide.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Do you have as little as $0.05 a month and enjoy Texture Pop Gaming?



Why not smash these two qualities into a wonderful creation in the form of supporting us (well, me) on Patreon.

Texture Pop Gaming is and always will be free but if you’d like to support this mostly one-man operation with even the smallest amount of money per month, feel free to check out more details at the newly setup TPG Patreon page below

I plan to keep doing this forever or until someone breaks my fingers anyway, but with your support I hope to do it more frequently with higher quality and eventual high quality videos.

I’m purposefully keeping this post short and I can promise you I won’t ask ever again in a blog post, but if you like the content on Texture Pop Gaming at all and would like to see it (and it’s author) continue and strive to be greater, why not support it? And if you do, let me know via email, comments, carrier raven, whatever so I can give you a shoutout on every social media site known to man because you are awesome.

Thanks!
Texture Pop Gaming / Matt

http://www.patreon.com/texturepopgaming

Monday, March 17, 2014

Google's New "Games For Glass" Are So Realistic That Players Can Actually Feel Themselves Getting Punched In The Face

Moments after a game of Yell Those Words!
Project Glass, Google’s still-in-beta entrance into wearable technology, recently received a series of games meant to improve user experience with the product as well as give Glass Explorers something else to do besides take awkwardly framed pictures of food. The games, according to Google, are so realistic that players can expect to actually feel like they have been punched in the face while they’re playing them in a public place.

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Flappy Bird Makes It's Way Onto FBI's Most Wanted List


The popular and rage inducing mobile game Flappy Birds has made it's way onto the FBI's recent update of their War on Terror most wanted list. The alleged terrorist was released onto the Android Play Store in January of 2014 and became an overnight hit, being installed on more than 50 million victims's devices. The FBI took notice shortly after.