Forum User Absolutely Certain He Is The Only One Excited For Destiny

So certain that he is the only one excited for Bungie’s upcoming first-person shooter Destiny, IGN forum user MASTERDESTINY69 created a thread to make sure that other people were knew about the game too. In his post titled “Is anyone else excited for Destiny?” MASTERDESTINY69 explained how much he had been following trailers, developer diaries and anything else he could get his hands on. His favorite bit of information about the game is a video approaching seven million views from E3 showing an extensive amount of gameplay.
When we private messaged Mr. DESTINY69, he told us that he has been asking about the game all over the internet. He has been everywhere from IGN to Reddit to Tumblr to Facebook and back to Reddit again just making sure that other people are excited about the game created by the developers behind Halo that is expected to break sales records when it is released. 

“It’s weird, I thought other people would be looking forward to it too,” he told us, “but apparently no one else is. Everytime I ask I get people saying things like ‘of course not, you’re the only one’ and ‘yes, absolutely no one else in the entire fucking world is looking forward to Destiny’ and just calling me rude names for asking about it.” He then went on to explain that, even on Bungie’s official forums, his post asking if he was the only excited for Destiny was quickly deleted with the only explanation being that it was useless spam. “I thought if anyone would be excited it’d be people on the Bungie forums, but I guess not.”

This isn’t the first time the lifetime gamer has been the only person in the entire world looking forward to a major release either. We were able to confirm he was also the only person looking forward to Grand Theft Auto V and The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim based on his post history; all of which resulted in the same sarcastic responses he got from his Destiny excitement, yet both games sold tremendously well. Whether or not Destiny will see achieve the same success has yet to be seen but MASTERDESTINY seems confident, telling us “I guess I just have a knack for finding unknown games before they get popular. Maybe I’m onto something else with this unheard of Destiny game, who knows?”