“I never thought I’d get to enjoy the sound of her laughter again,” Webb told us, “but hearing MCButts69 aggressively tell me he rammed his cock down her throat is just as nice. It’s like she never left.”
In the year since she passed, the lifelong gamer claims these stories have helped him cope with the loss, and he enjoys learning numerous facts about her life he never knew. Her employment, for example, was once believed to be a modest cashier at their local Tops Supermarket but, as it turns out, his dear mother was a renowned traveler. According to those honoring her memory on Xbox Live, Mrs. Webb could at any time be found in Texas, California, Ohio and even other countries; all the while bringing happiness to those she encountered.
“One nice man, Gunnnz69, told me that he and several of his friends had violent sex with my mother for four straight days in Germany and even gave her several delightful nicknames. I didn’t even realize gangbangs were such a big thing over there,” a teary eyed Webb told us, the memories of his mother quickly flooding back into his mind, “Although his voice made him sound to be about twelve-years-old, I can see what my mother saw in him. He is a man of the world.”
Stories also tell of a time when James’ mother suffered from weight issues, at one time weighing “over 9000 pounds” and managed to be large enough to be the circumference of a house. “I don’t remember her being quite that large,” Webb admitted, “But that was probably before I was born. It’s just nice hearing things about her before I was around. It’s really comforting, you know?”
The late Mrs. Webb’s love of sports is evident in the stories yelled at James during Call of Duty matches, being told several times how well his mother was at handling balls. “She could even catch them in her mouth!” an excited Webb told us while symbolically making an “O” shape with his hand to his mouth as his mother did just a few years ago, “She was the best. One ball, four balls, eight balls. It doesn’t matter. Strangers on Battlefield 4 tell me she could take all the balls that they could throw at her and keep asking for more. She was truly amazing.”
“When my new friend HMSGetWrect69 was in the middle of telling me about the time he ripped her vagina out and ate it I was enthralled,” Webb remembers, “But when I told him my mother passed he just sort of stopped and apologized. I don’t get it. That’s a major medical procedure my mother had and I didn’t even know about it, I wish he’d just tell me the whole story.” HMSGetWrect69, like many others, quickly stop telling their stories the second Webb informs his mother has passed, something the grieving son wishes they wouldn’t do, telling us, “It isn’t all bad though. Some people are actually nice enough to keep recanting with me after I tell them about her passing. Their stories even get more detailed and involve more men in them. It’s delightful!”
He also went on to tell us that the stories would increase number and amount of colorful words that contained when they were told everytime he killed an opponent. “I guess seeing the kill cam just made these guys more creative and passionate about remembering the life of my dear mother.”
While Webb delights in hearing all these stories about his mother, he does admit that hearing about how much she enjoyed having grown men shit on her chest was a little alarming, but told us he looks forward to seeing the many pictures of his mother bringing pleasure to people's lives he has been promised by Call of Duty players.
While Webb delights in hearing all these stories about his mother, he does admit that hearing about how much she enjoyed having grown men shit on her chest was a little alarming, but told us he looks forward to seeing the many pictures of his mother bringing pleasure to people's lives he has been promised by Call of Duty players.
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